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Old Nov 06, 2007, 07:47 PM // 19:47   #1
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Default If a Boxer and a Hockey Player got into a Bar Fight

Who do you think would win?
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 07:48 PM // 19:48   #2
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Hmm, lol, boxer.
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 07:49 PM // 19:49   #3
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Yeah, I'd say the boxer.

Everyone can throw a punch, but boxers can throw them harder lol.
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 07:53 PM // 19:53   #4
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Hockey player. ever been hit upside the head with a hockey stick?
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 07:55 PM // 19:55   #5
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Ever seen a hockey player in a bar with a hockey stick?
You'll say yeah now lo0l xD
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 07:58 PM // 19:58   #6
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ionno... Hockey players have a high tolerance for pain. and they prolly rush the sh out of you?
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 08:00 PM // 20:00   #7
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You could argue that boxers also have a high tolerance for pain, and can rush too, bah, lol.
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 08:27 PM // 20:27   #8
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probably a boxer. thats all they do.
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 08:31 PM // 20:31   #9
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Hmmmm

On one hand you have a pro fighter, on the other you have an aggressive team player.

I'm going to say..

boxer in a fair fist fight
Hockey guy in a no holds barred fight
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 08:51 PM // 20:51   #10
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In a boxing match the boxer would win hands down thats what he does.
any other fight tho the hockey player would win.
Boxers know how to box, while hockey players know how to fight, throwing knees,elbows,kicks,more elbows, head buts, plain out dirty fighting.
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 09:13 PM // 21:13   #11
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IslandHermet
In a boxing match the boxer would win hands down thats what he does.
any other fight tho the hockey player would win.
Boxers know how to box, while hockey players know how to fight, throwing knees,elbows,kicks,more elbows, head buts, plain out dirty fighting.
have you ever seen a boxing match?

With the exception of a kicking, a well versed fighter can do all that during a match an not get caught.
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 09:15 PM // 21:15   #12
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Which one has the gun?
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 09:32 PM // 21:32   #13
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The hockey player can take his skates off and start hacking at the boxer.

In either case they both lose out to Chuck Norris.
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 09:38 PM // 21:38   #14
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Put Barry Bonds with steroid up in that bar and see who will win!!
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 10:14 PM // 22:14   #15
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lolz, i still think the Hockey player takes the bar fight. my gf called everyone on her phone and some people in a phone book to try to prove me wrong.

so far its 24 for boxer 26 for hockey player
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 10:17 PM // 22:17   #16
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The answer is in the bar fight statement.
Hockey freak smashes his mug over the boxers head, yanks his shirt over the mans bleeding scalp and starts to really go to town until the local PD gets out the billy clubs and mace.....
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 10:21 PM // 22:21   #17
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boxer hands down. watch the Kimbo fights. a bare nuckle punch is deadly. people dont get back up and swing back like in the movies.. Boxer would dodge and one punch knockout the hockey player.
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 10:22 PM // 22:22   #18
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you cant one punch knock out a hockey player.. :P
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 10:24 PM // 22:24   #19
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It's a bar fight, hockey player imo. As long as it's an enforcer, not someone like Martin St Louis. Make it someone more like Ty Domi, then it's a fight. He will kick any boxers ass in a Bar Fight
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Old Nov 06, 2007, 10:28 PM // 22:28   #20
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lol, hockey players fight on SKATES. You cant knock someone out on skates. But flat footed(as you would be in a bar) the boxer knocks him out. Name a MMA athlete thats a pro hockey player? I cant think of any. If hockey players were Collectively That tough, Someone would be in Pro Fighting.


..../runs to wikipedia
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